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May 02, 2007Autonomous laser-guided desk turret
Filed under Office toys, Gadgets, Weapons, Video
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Hahahahah omfg roflmao - no wait I'm not done.
This is a prototype for an automated turret that can track targets and designate them by painting with a laser pointer. I've already ordered 5 and I'm going to surround my cubicle with these - tresspassers be damned!
I'm considering mounting one in every office so that whenever someone says something stupid, I pummel them with a stream of plastic BB's.
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March 26, 2007Inventor of Beer launching fridge on Letterman
Filed under Office toys, Gadgets, Fridges, Video
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I'm sure everyone knows by know what the beer launching fridge was, someone at the Late Night show designed that it was worthy of bringing the guy on the show. None of my inventions get on the Letterman show, like the underwear I invented that already had holes in them when you bought them. They were actually my old underwear, I don't know why no one wanted to buy them, it's authentic quality merchandise!
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March 06, 2007Uber sweet desktop fridge
Filed under Appliances, Fridges, Office toys
The only thing that would make this dispensing fridge any more cooler would be making it wider so you can fit your life-sustaining bottles of Bawls inside. I know my Bawls only fit in a trash can. Makes it hard to get out of the house.
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